WASHINGTON’S A PARTY TOWN
YOU’VE GOT YOUR SUITS AND YOUR EVENING GOWNS
BUT IT’S NOT YOUR FATHER’S WHITE HOUSE BALL
LOOKS MORE LIKE A FREE FOR ALL
THEY GOT CAUGHT WITH THEIR PANTS DOWN
WE NEED A NEW DANCE IN TOWN
NO MORE REPUBLICAN TWO STEP
WE NEED SOMETHING WITH A BIT MORE PEP
HOW ‘BOUT A FROG MARCH?
WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE A FROG MARCH?
VISUALIZE A FROG MARCH
OUT THE WHITE HOUSE DOOR
THE WHITE HOUSE IS A MOSH PIT
THEY HEAR THE MUSIC BUT THEY CANNOT QUIT
IT’S TIME TO END THIS RAVE
OR THEY’LL BE DANCING ON OUR GRAVE
WE’VE GOT TO CHANGE THEIR TUNE
THEY ARE DRIVING US TO RUIN
YOU KNOW THAT IT’S ABOUT TIME
TO END THE LOBBYIST CONGA LINE
FROG MARCH CHORUS
DANCE THE DANCE, DON’T JUST TALK THE TALK
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAKE WALK?
NOW WE’RE DANCING TOE TO TOE
WE’RE TANGLED IN A TANGO
CONDI DOES THE CHA CHA CHA
RUMMY DOES THE RHUMBA
EVERYTHING IS OKEY DOKEY
WHEN GEORGE AND KARL DO THE HOKEY POKEY
NONE OF THEM SEEM TO HAVE A PLAN
BUT WATCH THEM DO THE CANCAN
THEY TOOK US FOR A SPIN
NOW LOOK AT THE FIX WE’RE IN
FROG MARCH CHORUS
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IN CONGRESS THINGS ARE REALLY HOT
TRENT LOTT DOES A MEAN FOX TROT
AND HE’S LAUGHING AT BILL FRIST
WHO’S DOING A REALLY SLOW TWIST
THE DEMS TRY THE LOCOMOTION
THE REPUBLICANS DO THE JERK
THEY ALL DO THE LIMBO
TOM DELAY JUST GOES BERSERK
FROG MARCH CHORUS
THE MEDIA HEARS THE BEAT
BUT THEY’RE CLOGGING WITH TWO RIGHT FEET
THEIR DIRTY DANCING IS A DISGRACE
THEY’RE FALLING ON THEIR FACE
HOW ‘BOUT SCOTT McCLELLEN
YOU SEE HIM DANCING WITH A FELON
WHAT HE KNOWS HE’S NOT TELLIN’
BUT THEY’RE BUYING WHAT HE’S SELLIN’
THEY STILL TRY TO CUT THE RUG
JUDY MILLER DOES THE JITTERBUG
AND SHE’S WEARING BOBBY SOCKS
AND DANCIN’ TO THE JAIL HOUSE ROCK
FROG MARCH CHORUS
CHENEY DOES THE MINUET
BUT HE’S NOT DANCIN’ WITH HARRIET
PAT FITZGERALD SAYS “I WON’T DANCE”
CHENEY SAYS “GIVE IT ONE MORE CHANCE”
SCOOTER LIBBY TRIES TO WALTZ
FALLS AND SAYS “IT’S NOT MY FAULT”
THEN HE TRIES THE BOSSA NOVA
WITH KARL ROVA
KARL SAYS “I’VE GOT TO GO”
JUST TRY THE MAMBO
I ONLY KNOW ONE MORE DANCE
GIVE THE FROG MARCH A CHANCE
FROG MARCH CHORUS
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