They Can't Keep Their Eyes of Chavez

WE GET MORE OIL FROM VENEZUELA
THAN FROM THE KING OF SAUDI ARABIA
AND VENEZUELA’S FREE
A TRUE DEMOCRACY
BUT BUSH TRIED TO GET RID OF CHAVEZ

AVISO! HUGO CHAVEZ
YOU’D BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK
THEY’RE COMING AFTER YOU
TO DISTRACT US FROM IRAQ
AND YOU’VE GOT ALL THAT OIL
IT MAKES THEIR BLOOD BOIL
THEY CAN’T KEEP THEIR EYES OFF CHAVEZ

REMEMBER JAMES BAKER
HE’S FROM UNOCAL
AND CONDOLEEZZA RICE
SHE’S A CHEVRON GAL
DO THEY WANT A COUP D’ETAT
OR A MÉNAGE A TROIS?
THEY CAN’T KEEP THEIR EYES OFF CHAVEZ

CHEVRON GOBBLED GULF
TOOK OVER TEXACO
NOW THEIR BUYING UNOCAL
THEY’D LOVE TO OWN CITGO
BUT IT BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE
OF VENEZUELA
BUT THEY CAN’T KEEP THEIR EYES OFF CHAVEZ

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CHEVRON MARRIED UNOCAL
IN PAT ROBERTSON’S CHURCH OF SLEAZE
“SPEAK NOW OF YOUR OBJECTIONS
UNLESS YOU ARE CHINESE”
THERE WAS A RUMOR IN THE ROOM
ABOUT THE BRIDE AND GROOM
HOW THEY CAN’T KEEP THEIR EYES OFF CHAVEZ

ARE THEY GONNA FUND SOME CONTRAS
OR WILL THEY JUST INVADE?
WILL THEY KIDNAP HIM LIKE ARISTIDE?
WILL IT BE A BUSH CRUSADE?
DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE GONNA TRY
BUT PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE
‘CAUSE THEY CAN’T KEEP THEIR EYES OFF CHAVEZ

TELL CONGRESS YOU ARE WATCHING
YOU KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON
ARE THEY WORKING FOR YOU
OR WORKING FOR CHEVRON?
TELL THEM, “DO NOT INTERVENE”
PLEASE BUY CITGO GASOLINE
AND DON’T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF CHAVEZ

AVISO! HUGO CHAVEZ
YOU’D BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK
THEY’RE COMING AFTER YOU
TO DISTRACT US FROM IRAQ
AND YOU’VE GOT ALL THAT OIL
IT MAKES THEIR BLOOD BOIL
THEY CAN’T KEEP THEIR EYES OFF CHAVEZ